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I like that one, haha.

Had to ‘stabilize’ his bowels, rofl.

Pilot’s nicknames / unofficial callsigns often are as well, some kind of back handed reference to a fuck-up or troublesome character trait.

translation party!

Throw Japanese into English into Japanese into English ad nauseum, untill an ‘equilibrium’ statement is reached.

… Which was quite often nowhere near the original statement, in either language… but at least the translation algorithm agreed with itself.

Because Mr. Bezos says no.

Do… did people already forget he personally killed WaPo’s originally planned pre-election endorsement?

… And then was a guest of honor at Trump’s very exclusive inauguration?

This is exactly what it looks like.