President Donald Trump posted his distain of paper straws to his social media platform Truth Social
  • Rivalarrival@lemmy.todayEnglish
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    1 month ago

    That asshole better not do anything about the LGBT-Immigrant plot to melt the ice caps and flood Florida and Texas.

    • Blackmist@feddit.ukEnglish
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      1 month ago

      Part of me wants Trump to live long enough to see his tacky Florida golf course three feet underwater.

      The other 99% of me wants him to die of leprosy.

      • kreskin@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        30 days ago

        Leprosy might be hard to arrange, and too slow. I just read up on it-- it can take up to 20 years after contact to kill you. Getting him some STD’s or sending him a mountain of free mcdonalds to “share with his staff” might do the trick.