Gotta love the fucking selfish boomer…
My stepmother said in front of her daughter “I’ll be dead, I don’t care about stopping climate change at all. Not my problem.”
So don’t dare inconvenience the boomer, to hell with what happens to their kids… So gross…
I know it’s not all boomers, but it sure is a lot of them.
Old people: sorry, can’t let you do that. We vote in overwhelming majorities for primary elections and every other “not sexy” election the young can’t be bothered to vote in. You’re getting another old feckless cunt that we choose.
AP and Rueters are the last 2 organizations that a Magoo might trust reports from so naturally Goebbels needs to nip that in the bud. Now there will be nothing but Reich wing media to trust for them as Dear Leader has “outed” the AP as “far left.”
…every day I find a deeper level of sickness to reach.
Remove all the illegals voting for disapproval and he’d be at 120% approval!
People paying attention:
“Trump is Russia style privatizing the entirety of the federal government! Services that were once provided via tax collection will now need to be personally paid for while they are also subsidized and your taxes will still increase.”
Kool aid drinking Magoos:
“Oh don’t be so dramatic, they’re just Cost Cutting!™©® Elon is a genius business man! The GOP care about us!”
He’s gotta keep telling himself he’s in charge so he feels good
We have the doublespeak and the two minutes hate: Fox news and right wing social media.
“The White House dismissed Sanders’ concerns, accusing Democrats of authoritarian tactics.”
They never fail to put the P in GOP, good ol’ fucking Projection.
That’s something that will probably never change. Our collective IQ has been “room temperature” for a long time.
Mostly in Fahrenheit, but in not an insignificant portion of the population Celsius…
"Trump said on Tuesday he has instructed the Justice Department to terminate all remaining Biden-era U.S. attorneys, asserting that the department had been “politicized like never before.”
If there really was a God that isn’t just a massive piece of shit that gets off on suffering then this absolute fucking garbage “human” would choke on a hamburger already…
It’s the shit he says like this that absolutely fucking sends me into a rage.
“The DOJ is too politicized, that’s why I need to fire all of the people Democrats picked and have a 100% ass kissing conservative DOJ that will do whatever I say! So it won’t be politicized and won’t be weaponized! It will just be used to go after people I don’t like and will just do whatever I say!”
Dumbfuck fox news watching Magoos: “YEAH! FREEDUMB! WE’RE WINNING! TRUMP IS GOD! BIDEN WAS UNFAIR! STOMP ON ALL DEMOCRATS! HYPOCRISY HAS NO MEANING TO ME!”
“As you can clearly see there is maple syrup on this fake ID and the attacker kept apologizing. Umm… What other stereotypes do we know… Oh, there was also a bunch of hockey sticks found in the bombers… vehicle … Moose… Err… Transportation Mammal. We will not stand for this! Start the invasion we totally didn’t expect to have to do but just so happen to be perfectly ready for at a moments notice!!”
JFC…
“It’s ok if it were liberals losing their jobs, but these people voted for you! You’re supposed to only give a shit about the people that voted for you! You’re the president of Red states and everyone else can fuck off and die!”
Senior Loudmouth, head of the Headache Generation Administration and founder of the Dumbfuck Cult.
I only wish for that on the days that end with the letter “Y”
Ahhh a fellow American I see.
Justice is “just us” and is exclusively meant to maximize misery.
Biden: EO for student loan forgiveness.
MAGA propagandists: AGHHHHHH!!! DICTATOR! VIOLATING THE CONSTITUTION!!!
Trump: “I’ve got presidential immunity so that means I can do literally anything I want!”
MAGA propagandists: “Trump is the Greatest President Ever™®© The courts aren’t allowed to stop him.”
Me: …fucking kill me already. I want off of this shit ride.
Because our founding morons were so unbelievably insanely naive that they thought people would remain honorable and would simply pick the most qualified, impartial, person they knew of and they relied on the people eligible to vote (not as many idiots as today) to not reward the types of people who would make a dictatorship.
Our entire government and system of laws come from a group of naive asshats that came from a time where an agreement meant something and the idea of honor was more than just a joke. Our completely broken Congress and gerrymandered voting system has kept us from altering anything meaningful so we’re stuck with what the founding morons designed for the most part. :/
"In response, Trump lashed out on Truth Social, calling MSNBC a “threat to democracy”
As usual these dumb pieces of shit misspelled Fox news.