Love how facebook grew from the one single asshole who doesn’t need to be anywhere near the platform.

Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity

To seize everything you ever wanted?

one moment

Would you capture it or just let it slip?

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy…

Somone, can’t remember who, once complained about weaponization of government. If I can only remember, cause I think it’s relevant somehow.

Tomorrow trump will be arguing how he’s not a king and democrats made barack a king and kings are bad.

It’s a circus, don’t get too wrapped up in it.

Imagine if we gave hoarders the same status we give wealthy people.

Like you’re invited over for dinner.

You get to the door and ring the bell. They yell, “come in.” You push the door open against 10000 stacked news papers pushing back at you. You’re instantly hit with the smell of animal feces and urine. You unironically say, “wow, so decadent.” You climb over a pile of furniture and to get to a small clearing in with a couch and a coffee table covered in clutter. You tell your host, “So much stuff, I’m so jealous, you truly possess all the worlds material goods.” They heat up some discount canned ravioli on a hot plate because the only place in the entire house you can habitate is that small clearing with the couch.

After you finish your fine dining experience you leave and you realize you never once saw any animals.

Hoarding is a disease. Doesn’t matter if it’s useless garbage or the idea of a pile of money you’ll never use.