No, you may not borrow my time machine

Best time to buy was five years ago

You severely underestimate my will to hide.

Hell, that can be achieved with a mere $5 MM

Decades late to the party, pal

$100/person implies over $30 BN. DOGE has “saved” what, $10 MM overall so far?

It certainly hasn’t been the best for Americans for a long time.

He never switched sides, dipshit.

If they had any foresight, they wouldn’t be in the positions they’re in now.

That’s a lot of words to say “coup.”

In context, it’s clear that not even Trump is sure exactly what he’s saying.

No, he said he’d be a dictator on day one.

Nothing about not being a dictator on day two.

Or maybe he’s taken a page from Bezos’s book and is claiming that it’s always “day one.”

The thing where he says he’d be a dictator on day one? Yes, I have.

He said he’d be a dictator on every day except the first?

That’s not what I heard.

I’m surprised it took a whole month

No, he said he’d start being a dictator on day one.

Maybe the third