Thank you for your service

But I’m still not allowed to touch my cellphone while behind the wheel because the screen is too distracting, right?

Lancia is as good as dead. They only make (made?) one car, and only in the Italian market, and it was a slightly larger Fiat 500. Stellantis is struggling enough with the brands that are still making cars. I’d be shocked if Lancia comes back.

They keep trying this shit even though it never works. (Like there’s literally no pictures of this actually, totally existent place. But it’s a paradise. Trust me.)

Lenny’s Cat 2028