Take some ketamine and then let me know if it still doesn’t make sense

“We were looking into you”

A: Hey bud, this house is probably gonna need a new roof soon. the foundation is all eaten up. Those pipes are still lead. There’s asbestos in the walls. And you’re right next to a waste water treatment plant. Maybe you should look for anoth—

B: No I like it. The door is my favorite color.

A: Color? I mean, you can paint any—

B: No no, this is the one. It has a red door. Nothing else matters.

Either way, rent will go up to eat it all away.

There’s a reason why they won’t get on one.

Yeah but Elon doesn’t have any more pain receptors. He can just go until he bleeds out.

But what about all muh fOlLoWeRszz?!

But hey at least we saved Gaza, right? …right?

That’s a man who doesn’t want to be shot at!

There were two choices. None of them were great. When life gives you lemons, don’t add Nazis.

Well, yes and those who didn’t vote.

What do you mean you found it… and kept it?

Throw a dart, we don’t have a lot of allies right now.

The media loves a dumpster fire.

6 feet deep.

This just in, Trump not part of White House. Renames White House to “Trump Tower DC,” all laws now do not apply.

Just gonna throw this out there, it’s a shitty job market right now, and it’s only going to get worse. Having a job isn’t always possible when you are physically and mentally willing to accept work of any kind.

For anyone effected, republicans aren’t great at fine print, you might actually be able to meet the requirements with a volunteer job.

And for all you so called Christians out there, this is where your church should step up and “employ” people so they can get basic healthcare.

I don’t think he cares to find out who is cheating.

Tame. What crybabies.