Thanks, most of us figured that out in ~2018

This was comedy a couple weeks ago.

We should throw him a tea party.

“Heil” translates to “Hail”, and these folks are – believe it or not – not German.

I would fucking love to see Zuckerberg punch Elon in the mouth oh my God.

“aid we’ve sent” this language doesn’t explain to the brainwashed that this is money in our pockets.

When we “send 1 billion in aid”, it usually means the US govt bought $1B of weapons from an American manufacturer and is delivering it to Ukraine.

That isn’t $1B for Ukraine, it’s $1B for us and $1B worth of guns for Ukraine.

My fuckin zucchini is wrapped in plastic.

My bananas have a plastic ribbon around them.

I buy these PLASTIC smoke filters to exhale bong smoke through, so it doesn’t stink up my place as badly. They come in PLASTIC packaging, which is the WRAPPED IN PLASTIC, and the PUT IN A PLASTIC BAG.*

There’s SO many places to fight plastic that make so much more sense.

Straws isn’t it, fam. Plastic straws are the tits. Paper straws suck butts.

McDonald’s in my area went from paper cups and plastic straws to plastic cups and paper straws. Huge L.

I am a leftie nature lover, in full support of plastic straws. Let’s decimate the plastic industry, and keep straws, 3d printing materials, lawn furniture, medical supplies, and infrastructure. Deal?

Just gonna check ya asshole

Tbh I’d bet most dairy farmers are pretty solid fighters.