Who’s Newsom? You mean that lame duck dude filling in for Katie Porter?

My coworkers could learn a thing or two from this. For one, it actually works.

A million dollar net worth is barely enough to be comfortable in retirement in the U.S. You can pull $2500/mo from your investments, don’t forget about health care and the cost of dying. You’re also one medical claim denial away from bankruptcy.

I bet the ad doesn’t even get removed when you buy the warranty.