minus-squarepastermil@sh.itjust.workstoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Tennessee man shot by his dog while lying in bedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 hours agoThat dog got tired of being his bitch. linkfedilink
minus-squarepastermil@sh.itjust.workstoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Ukrainian advance, low on grenades, resorts to Beehives - RFU NewslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 day agoThis is why I hate English. linkfedilink
minus-squarepastermil@sh.itjust.workstoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Ukrainian advance, low on grenades, resorts to Beehives - RFU NewslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 days ago“I would like to thank my wife, The Lord Almighty, and that Looney Tunes episode for being the reasons I’m still here today” linkfedilink
minus-squarepastermil@sh.itjust.workstoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Canada goose fights off bald eagle in rare, symbolism-laden battle on icelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·7 days agoCanadan Goose Canadia Goose linkfedilink
That dog got tired of being his bitch.