They should make the story of Trump’s life but have Lisa Llampanelli play Trump.

Yeah I’m trying to figure out what rifle old boy mistakenly thought was a 22? .243 or .270 perhaps?

Yeah that’s the “illusion” .

The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice, there are two political parties, there are a handful insurance companies, there are six or seven information centers… but if you want a bagel there are 23 flavors. Because you have the illusion of choice!

George Carlin

Fire ye say? Out of a Cannon?