Cousin Mose

“S-Q-L ‘aight” for SQLite?

When I was about 15 I created a list of eight character, randomly generated passwords. I memorized about 10 of them and to this day different combinations have been used for things like disk encryption, Apple ID, etc. I use a password manager for just about everything but there are a few things where knowing your password is a must, so brute-force memorization can be the way to go.

For what it’s worth, only one of the passwords was in a data leak before I started combining them. It happened to be a weaker password anyway (no mixed case) so I use it sparingly for low-priority offline stuff.

Going into this I thought “okay, Verizon’s probably pushing their 5G network” but when I realized they were upgrading to fiber optic, I was like “yeah, we’re fucked.”

This is why I take a late lunch every day. Every standup I’m like “I’ll wrap up this small issue from yesterday, then move on to something bigger…”

Usually the “small issue” is finally done around 4 PM.

People complaining about fast food prices come across as entitled to me. How are you going to complain about underpaid staff making you a meal as quickly as possible when it’s not even healthy or good for the environment?

I just don’t understand why this is a metric we measure things by. Are we that lazy that we can’t be bothered to make do without a burger sometimes?