Just in time for a new pandemic too. RIP Americans.
We’re gonna need a lot more Luigis. Doctors can prescribe off-label to continue doing medicine, but the insurance companies will be happy for excuses to deny payments with government approval.
I’m now taking bets on how long it takes before raw milk is mandated in our school system.
There’ll be no more cows what with the viruses rampaging around willynilly. Trump will be looking at invading India to steal theirs.
Are you fucking joking? We confirmed this fucking quack to run our health department? Gimme a fucking break… these people really are trying to burn the whole thing to the ground.
This country has brain worms.
If the country does have brain worms, there’s no way you’re getting rid of them now. You’ll just be told to inject bleach and pray.
Yeah, no kidding. At this point I’m starting to root for a killer asteroid to hit us.
Funnily enough there is an asteroid, there was like 1% chance of it hitting earth and it’s now up to 2.5% chance. What we really need is for someone to invite the aliens.
