He was quite good at marketing. He wasn’t a technical guy and apparently wasn’t terribly good at driving technical people either. But he was great at selling whatever the tech people came up with.

Wow, hadn’t thought of that thing in ages. Now all we need is for B1FF to bring back ASCII sword signatures.

I thought of Latin, but then some people actually speak it, so they’d have an unfair advantage.

The localisation of office software functions is atrocious in all languages. They should have defaulted to Volapuk, so that at least we could all suffer together.

haunted and ashamed by their crime

If only they had the capacity for that. :-/

Isn’t Fortran more or less Basic with Maths?

Why would anyone do that?