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Asian Ameican nerd here, too late, have been virgin my entire life and am launching Skynet tomorrow

Hail our AI Overlords! 🤖

fuck Americans

Maybe don’t… considering the whole abortion ban thing

If Congress wasn’t filled with feckless lickspittles

If that was the case, trump would’ve already been convicted of impeachment and been disqualified.

Pseudo-Dictator

He’d be a real dictator when he manages to cancels elections

If an elected official dies in office, there is a special election to fill their seat.

Just saying… 😏

Yea, perhaps a certain Kennedy in Washington DC needs a Lobotomy

Billionaire A: “I donated billions to end world hunger, I’m now the second richest”

Billionaire B: “Actually, I sent private investigators to tail your every movement, and I figured out how much you were donating so I donate one dollar more. You are richer by one dollar”

Billionaire A: “NOOOOOO 😭”

🤣 I’d love a movie about billionaires just trying to figure out how much others are donating so they try to stay just under the richest so they can keep their wealth.

Step 1: Seize all assets above 0.99 billion

Step 2: No more billionaires

(Now you got a bunch of money to redistribute)

“Because HER EMAIL! LOCK HER UP!”

“Btw, prosecution against a political opponent is a witchhunt… FREE TRUMP!”

“BACK THE BLUE”

“Also, FUCK THE POLICE at the capitol building on Jan 6”

🙄

If winners write history, why is the lost cause of the confederacy still a thing?

Schools in the future are gonna be forced to teach the 2020 “Stolen Election” conspiracy theory and falsely claim that the orange dickhead won the election.